Post by bayaderra on Mar 7, 2010 8:42:56 GMT -6
One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his Sweatshirt
Seconds after he stepped
into the laundry room,
he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' GO GATORS! '
And they say
blondes are dumb....
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A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you.......
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
'Honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call
an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be
men.
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Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
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Q: What does it
mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they
are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
decided to wash his Sweatshirt
Seconds after he stepped
into the laundry room,
he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' GO GATORS! '
And they say
blondes are dumb....
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you.......
------------ --------- -------
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
'Honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
Q: What do you call
an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be
men.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
------------ --------- --------- --------- ------
Q: What does it
mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
------------ --------- --------- --------- ---
Q: Why do men whistle when they
are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
Q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
