Post by novocaine on Oct 18, 2010 11:20:45 GMT -6
Ok, first time I post here,...
Four Catholic mothers are having coffee together discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'".
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'".
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, tall, hardbodied, muscular, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'My God...'"
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This one made laugh a lot...(forgive me,Elena!)
Two little boys are in a hospital and are lying next to each other. The first boy leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second replies, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous".
The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"
The second boy then asks, "What are you in here for?"
The first boy replies, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision".
The second says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born.
I couldn't walk for a year!!!"
Four Catholic mothers are having coffee together discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'".
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'".
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, tall, hardbodied, muscular, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'My God...'"
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This one made laugh a lot...(forgive me,Elena!)
Two little boys are in a hospital and are lying next to each other. The first boy leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second replies, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous".
The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"
The second boy then asks, "What are you in here for?"
The first boy replies, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision".
The second says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born.
I couldn't walk for a year!!!"
