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Dad at the Mall Mar 16, 2009 8:42:19 GMT -6

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Post by Queenie on Mar 16, 2009 8:42:19 GMT -6

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

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fanofjbj Havin' a Nice Day I WANNA KNOW THE DANGER OF A KISS AT MIDNIGHT Posts: 343	Dad at the Mall Mar 16, 2009 9:25:20 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fanofjbj on Mar 16, 2009 9:25:20 GMT -6 LMFAO!! That is priceless!! ;D

mysterytrain Livin' in Sin Posts: 1,064	Dad at the Mall Mar 16, 2009 10:29:46 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mysterytrain on Mar 16, 2009 10:29:46 GMT -6 LMAO!

Kris Wild in the Streets When the world gets in my face, I say... Have a nice day! Posts: 1,650	Dad at the Mall Mar 16, 2009 11:53:18 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kris on Mar 16, 2009 11:53:18 GMT -6 What did the teenager asnwer?? LMAO...great! Could be my grand-grandfather..he was the same.
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rutpop Havin' a Nice Day Posts: 316	Dad at the Mall Mar 16, 2009 16:54:26 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rutpop on Mar 16, 2009 16:54:26 GMT -6 OMFG that is hysterical and just Perfect!!!!! I love old people ;D ;D ;D and that little punky teenager got it good!!!!!
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BigEasyTease Runaway Posts: 83	Dad at the Mall Mar 18, 2009 8:06:54 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BigEasyTease on Mar 18, 2009 8:06:54 GMT -6 That is soooo funny! Sounds like something my father in law would have said

fanofjonbonjovi Livin' on a Prayer Posts: 165	Dad at the Mall Mar 18, 2009 16:22:13 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fanofjonbonjovi on Mar 18, 2009 16:22:13 GMT -6 Love It!

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