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Wild in the Streets

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Man of the House Apr 24, 2009 11:53:41 GMT -6

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Post by Queenie on Apr 24, 2009 11:53:41 GMT -6

'YOU CAN BE
THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced:

'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of
this house, and my word is Law. You will prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight; and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert..

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we
will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring
me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and
hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress
me and comb my hair?'

The wife replied:

'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess.

A Kiss is a Secret told to the Mouth, not the ear...

BigEasyTease Runaway Posts: 83	Man of the House Apr 24, 2009 12:24:50 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BigEasyTease on Apr 24, 2009 12:24:50 GMT -6 This is hilarious!! Where do y'all find these??

Kris Wild in the Streets When the world gets in my face, I say... Have a nice day! Posts: 1,650	Man of the House Apr 24, 2009 17:29:17 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kris on Apr 24, 2009 17:29:17 GMT -6 Great, absolutely great!
	"Success is the ability to go from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm." - Winston Churchill

Queenie Wild in the Streets [i]for the good fight and the bad, for the dreams that we still have...[/i] Posts: 1,696	Man of the House Apr 24, 2009 19:02:51 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Queenie on Apr 24, 2009 19:02:51 GMT -6 Apr 24, 2009 12:24:50 GMT -6 BigEasyTease said: This is hilarious!! Where do y'all find these?? Mostly I get them in my e-mail and sometimes they are so good I just have to share.
	A Kiss is a Secret told to the Mouth, not the ear...

alicefayenjbj Burning for Love Posts: 9	Man of the House Apr 29, 2009 17:52:02 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alicefayenjbj on Apr 29, 2009 17:52:02 GMT -6 that almost sounded like something my mom and dad said. God I really miss them! Alice Faye
	History can be re written by the man behind the white mic! By Jon Bon Jovi Feb 23, 2009

samborasgirl Runaway Posts: 77	Man of the House May 6, 2009 1:39:45 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by samborasgirl on May 6, 2009 1:39:45 GMT -6 this one is super! LMAO!!!
	*Monique* -------------------------------------- I'll be your dirty little secret if you'll be mine

fanofjonbonjovi Livin' on a Prayer Posts: 165	Man of the House Jun 4, 2009 21:05:09 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fanofjonbonjovi on Jun 4, 2009 21:05:09 GMT -6 OMG, that is hilarious!

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